OFI All-Australian Team 2006

In light of Benny's Booze Bus Bolt, recent conversations around the campfire (read: beer) revealed the massive number number of players who have been involved in Off-Field Indiscretions (OFIs). So much so, that I reckon we can make a team out of them!

So, below (scroll down!) is the pick of players currently (or very recently) running around the league who've had their name in the paper for all the wrong reasons.

NOTES: Where I know of it, I've listed either their most recent, or most well known OFI. Players are listed with current club - not necessarily related to the OFI.

(Apologies for my mediocre HTML Coding. If anyone knows why there is a half-page gap between this sentence and the table, I'd be happy to hear it)

FF:	J. Farmer (FRE) (assault on de facto)	B. Fevola (CAR) (several alcohol related, drunk at abusive at club function)	S. Milne (STK) (s*xual assault: charges dropped)
HF:	M. O'Loughlin (SYD) (s*xual assault: charges dropped)	C. Tarrant (COL) (brawl with M. Johnson at nightclub)	G. Johncock (ADE) (drink driving)
C:	H. Black (FRE) (drunk at Perth Cup)	C. Brown (HAW) (drunk, abused storeperson and broke shop window)	A. Embley (WCE) (dropped due to drinking during season)
HB:	K. Norman (CAR) (drugs: fined and suspended)	L. Angwin (CAR) (drugs: sacked)	B. Pickett (MEL) (drink driving)
FB:	D. Jacobs (HAW) (drink driving)	Q. Lynch (WCE) (running from police)	J. Shulz (RIC) (drink driving: lost team's sponsorship)
FOL:	M. Gardiner (WCE) (drugs, associating with known criminals, denied police questioning)	P. Burgoyne (POR) (s*xual assault: charges dropped)	B. Cousins (WCE) (c) (running from police, associating with known criminals, denied police questioning, hanging around with Gardiner)
I/C:	P. Everitt (HAW) (v/c) (help??)	L. Montagna (STK) (s*xual assault: charges dropped)
	L. Picioane (KAN) (drink driving)	M. Johnson(ESS) (brawl with C. Tarrant at nightclub)
Emerg:	D. Kerr (WCE) (brawl with B. Cousins at nightclub)	S. Johnson (GEE) (drunk in public)	A. Mackie (GEE) (drunk in public)
Coach:		L. Matthews (BRI) (taken to court by Neville Bruns)
President:		J. Elliott (CAR) (you name it!)

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Thanks: Ben, Adam, Jason S, Jason P, WA Police