Cuzzy Crap

I'll keep track of all the Ben Cousins jokes that come in over the next few days.

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Mixed One-Liners:

I hear that Ben Cousins has already chosen his song for the Players Review this year.....
- A doo run run run I do run run.

In order to stop Ben Cousins kicking goals, St Kilda will unveil their new defender in Round 1 - Constable Care

I hear that Ben Cousins has changed his footy jumper number for 2006, it is now .08

The Eagles have now helped solve parking problems at Subiaco - park at Applecross and run to the game.

The AFL are concerned about the smooth running of the tribunal system this year as it seems Eagles players will take around 5 days before they face up to their misdemeanours.

The Eagles are not concerned about losing any sponsorship revenue over the cousins incident as they are likely to pick up VB as a new sponsor.

Wedding Present - $250
New suit - $1000
Merc Leasing Costs - $3000
Drinks at the Bar - $5000
Leaving your girlfriend in the car while running away from a booze bus Priceless

Run, Benny, Run!:



Bad PSing, but still funny:



Good pic:



Crap poem (with a nice reply at the end, especially like the grammar errors, as if to enforce a stereotype...):

Captain Calamity
(Benny and the Booze Bus)

There ain't no criminals at the Dockers
But the Eagle's, they're got dozens
Like Gardiner, Kerr and Lynch
And repeat offender - Cousins

You Eagles supporters deserve it
It's called F * ckin Karma
For all the shit you're given us
About poor old Jeffrey Farmer

Ben should have got a taxi
Then he wouldn't have had to run
But he was worried that, like Beau Waters
He'd end up under one

Let's hope they throw the book at him
And send the bastard to prison
Along with his Dodgy mates
Like Gardy and John Kizon

It would be hard to lead your side
From inside a F * ck'n cell
I bet you wish you had a captain
Like the responsible Peter Bell

But I suppose Woosha would plan a prison break
He'd sneak in Judd and all his stars
And one by one they'd have a go
At poking Benny through the bars.

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Written by a Dockers supporter
Who only drinks beer
Sounds like sour grades to me
Cause they have nothing to cheer

More as they come in (send 'em to me if you have any)...